|Current Position||Mascot of Nintendo, and the most recognizable and successful video game figure ever. and everyone loves him|
|Current Age|| Nintendo canon: 33
Smg4verse: varies; mentioned ages include 30,31, and 32, and 86
|Current Status||Alive, despite having died several times – this is possible through negative continuity, clones, or extra lives|
|Died in|| Still Alive
|Alias|| Mario is not gay handsome smart
|Appearances|| All videos except for the first two Guards 'N Retards episodes, Also in The Master of Fartness
|Height||5"6 1 half|
|Weight||over 100kg (107+ lbs)|
|Likes||Spaghetti;, usually; Luigi, Peach (love interested),SMG4, Steve|
Mario (also known as Mario Gaywalker) is an Italian plumber originally from Nintendo's Mario franchise. As most of SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers make heavy use of Super Mario 64 and its characters, Mario is one of the main characters in the SMG4verse and appears in most of SuperMarioGlitchy4's videos.
Mario is often portrayed as a dumb and morbidly obese spaghetti addict. While he seems to think he is popular and has lots of swag, Mario is in reality an attention-hogging, gay and pedophilic streaker who has been arrested several times. In addition, Mario has been depicted as a pervert, zoophile, prostitute, drug addict, and drunkard.
Because most of the aforementioned traits are played for comedy, Mario is the protagonist of many bloopers. While he can act somewhat bipolar, and is usually enraged by the slightest things, Mario is often cheerful to the point of annoyance.